Friday, November 30, 2012


Happiness Unfolded
I have got to admit I don’t write, rather it is my subject that writes for itself I am just a medium. Lately my activity has seen a decline on my blog just like the decline in the US economy unlike it I am joining the Indian economy and trying to regain the lost charm in writing.


As I said I don’t write it is my subject that writes for itself, so I finally got a subject which is a buzz world among the people around me even getting more famous than “Porn”. If you been through this time of your life you might have guessed what I am talking about. It is future more like the “fatureee” in our case. People around me have just got a bump in their ambitions and trust me this bump is more than the jump in the sensex. Though as we all know sensex is really volatile so looks the “bump”. Everyone is trying to make the most of their time, though they don’t even know what the value of their time is. It has been wisely said the best way of using your time is to “do what you love to do” so that at the end of the day you don’t consider your time as a waste.
Try to be like a child. We all say that we miss our childhood days. What was so great about those days?
Let me remind a few things about yourself back in those days:
You never thought of failure even before attempting any feat be it catching a snake. Now you don’t do things you just keep hold of your snake and leave everything behind. We have become so scared of failure.
Earlier we used to question everything and now we simply don’t care. Oh come on don’t give me this shit that you don’t care. The truth is you can’t even if you want to. We used to learn so much in those days and now we don’t even bother to learn.



Who am I fooling you won’t change now. We never respect what we have, and it’s not just males even no one respects present. As we miss our school days and keep maledicting our present days. A time will sure come when we all will be working or studying for alien aims. We will all remember these days. our time now when we have so much leisure time to full fill all our desires but we don’t do anything but just lamenting on the past, keep apprehending about the future and never respect our present.

Ice Age Possible?


Ah!! What a fine morning , I am in what might appear to be my next life, probably a rodent(I am a survivor ) and I don’t know what you might be, but you and me share a very strong bond and I am not yet ready to let you go we are still friends. We walk out of our skyscrapers (dry trunks of trees) time for our morning fun but there is nothing around but snow, where are we? Are we in heaven? Because of our “good deeds”, well this place is freakishly cold to be a desirous heaven, how can Urwashi and Rambha dance with their voluptuous bodies in this pee-freezing cold. Well it’s not heaven it’s our earth the year is 130012(quite ironic huh!! how could a rodent keep track of time? Well there is nothing much to do.) Despite our various “efforts” the CO2 emissions just couldn’t stop. Life started to merge into the place from where it once originated the oceans. But this is not the reason why you and previous me vanished, we did lived in Venice for a change for a while, cultivated land gone …we ate lobsters only for a while …so what did actually happen??

Our carbon footprint diminished …..Sounds like Galileo saying earth is round to the church huh!! But that’s what happened. Don’t believe me? Ok let me explain it a bit. With all polar ice melting all the permafrost was released and there was a sudden rise in CO2 levels and the temperature. The ocean level rose and no much ground left to live on. Well nothing much was left. Most of the vegetation grew up in ocean beds we(whatever was left of us) survived on fish and other aquatic animals but we couldn’t stop the vegetation from blooming. It even ate away the entire CO2 that we released it kept on growing. It started taking big chunks of CO2 never touched before on the other hand we because of lack of food and fresh water diminished and our CO2 emissions were like clothes on an Indian beggar. With oceans eating away CO2 like a diesel guzzling SUV and our emissions like a hybrid soon greenhouse effect started reducing and temperature began sinking to new lows. Suddenly earth turned on its orbit(happens every 26,000 years Milankovitch cycles ) and the entire northern hemisphere became dead frozen, most of the CO2 producing animals including me( humans) were dead, well but would you like to take revenge from the plants that killed us all?? Well you can’t because of low amount of CO2 levels and entire frozen surface the flora also became dead under heaps of ice (which later decomposed to give permafrost) suddenly earth was an Italian stripper mostly while(because of ice) with little patches of colored spots(where there was still life and people like me). My ancestors the rodents are the survivors along with you my friend(probably an insect).


Sounds like a Sifi movie, but no that is what will happen and has always happened after every 80,000 years (ice age) or so, we can all yell for reduction in GHGs or whatever, we can never change earth. What am I doing now? Well I am writing a paper on theory of relativity because when the earth will turn again and bring life back on earth, when monkeys will walk out of woods they will need my paper to make them feel like an intelligent species thinking they actually can control everything. Till I talk to you next time about the next ice age. Is it how this cycle has been going on forever?  Is it how the earth will be till the Sun is not dead? Are we humans are definite to extinct no matter what we do? 

Tuesday, February 7, 2012


RISING UP WITHOUT BURNING DOWN




 When we talk about the globalization of our economy and then start boasting of our redundant growth in spite of the financial turmoil entrapping the world, there is a cabal of skewed eyes to our opinions. These are the people who call themselves environmental fighters. This gives us a society divided into two factions:
The optimists of globalization who embrace free trade, free markets, liberalization and privatization,
Anchor to the impressive growth rates of GDP, total trade, foreign direct investment and institutional
Investments and foreign reserve reflect optimum. At the other extreme are the pessimist who detest
Multinational and globalization and believe free trade favors developed nations and will lead to
Western cultural and economic invasion, slowly tearing apart the cultural fabric and national identity.
They refer to visible poverty, farmer suicides, abysmal infrastructure and low spending on health care
And education to discount progress. Rural India remains impoverished and urban India finds itself
Polluted, chaotic and deteriorating. In this context this paper analyses the impact of globalization on
The environment of Indian economy.

In the Indian context globalization plays a gargantuan role, because of the economic slowdown in the western world, most of the MNCs are looking towards India. The huge jump in the automobile sector is a clear indication of that. It is supporting our economy to keep up the GDP growth rate afloat. The automobile sector is just the tip of the iceberg because of cheap labor, lack of judicial accountability, proper environmental protection laws and easy availability of land among others any company gets a fillip to invest in the Indian market, be it through institutional investors on direct investors. So in lieu of the facts any one can say that our growth story looks robust and even though the western crises may continue but the domestic demands will prevent out growth rate from nose diving. 


But now look at the other picture, in a energy deficient country like ours, for the industry to grow at this pace we will need brobdingnagian proportions of energy. Where will that energy come from? Nuclear!!! With the accountability laws available, I don’t think so. Oil!!! Seems unlikely we can hardly manage oil the oil for our transport sector. The only option left for us now is coal. That means we are going to invest heavily in the mining industry, subsequently burning it in the power plant to get the energy. Seems fair enough. STOP ! . there are 2 fundamental flaws with this line of thinking until recently no one cared much about the mining licenses but after the 2-G scam now the allocation of coal blocks through competitive bidding. The greater setback is in the environmental field where now GO and NO-GO areas have been defined. Though the ministry of mines is still pushing for clearances but the environment ministry under the leadership of shri. Jai Ram Ramesh was reluctant for it. Even though it is evidently clear that outrageous mining has disastrous impact on the environment still we want to go for it, the big question is WHY?

Here is the crux of all this argument, somehow a faction of people think that economic growth is much more important, even at the cost of environment. These people are the ones at the top of the food chain. It is said that in the fight between money and environment, money always wins. Some of us immediately pop up the question money or air is necessary for our survival? A wise economist will answer “I will pack clean air in packets and then sell them to earn profits.” The triumph of money over environment was recently re-established in the US when because of the slowdown the prices of solar cells fell drastically and thus making them economically viable but still the federal government couldn’t invest in them. Why?? Because the fossil fuel junkie companies having being invested a lot in the politics couldn’t see It happen. The other aspect is that every nation is supposed to cut their emissions, with this strategy I don’t see it happen. The main point that emerges at this point is the most important thing is to have a lot of money and if you have money you can even have considerable influence over the words strongest democracies. Some of you might disagree but the wars in Middle East?? Did it bring anything to your recollection?? Where are the weapons of mass destructions??

Greendex overall scores
Who is to blame for this sorry state of environment? Most of us in the developing world will point fingers towards the developed world. This to a certain extent is correct they have burned a lot of fossil fuels. So should we blame the entire massacre of environment on them?? It may be interesting to see things from the other perspective, we in the developing world have a huge population, 36% of the world’s population lives in India and China so our per capita emissions will definitely be low, on the other hand with developed world with a lesser population is bound to have higher per capita emissions. Is this the correct logic? Well the debate is still on. That’s the basic reason the US is always neglecting any legal binding agreement. So does this mean Indian government should stop its industrialization let its people be poor and thus let millions die of starvation?? I don’t agree with that. I don’t know still why Indian government is so willingly taking on the cuts. Who am I to judge? How fare is that the rich countries can buy carbon credits of the poor countries and then they don’t have to go for any cuts all they have to do is practically pay some amount for it. Well I am not a judge but a noble prize was given just for this concept. Doesn’t it look like a western controversy?? Here is another fact when rich guys want to pay with the poor all they do is give useless incentives to the other nations. Assume an American policy maker say “ok these are the developing countries they are shouting foul about my emissions why don’t I make a comment and make a the chairman from these countries so that he will definitely work hard for getting commitments from his country”. I am not judging anyone all I am saying is it is a possibility at least the data shows it.

CONCLUSION: Globalization in India has not led to a uniform consensus on ways of achieving
Sustainable development methods. Globalization measures are only end of the pipeline clean ups and there is no more to have a quantum shift towards green, sustainable and environmentally friendly methods of production and to phase out the environmentally destructive mod of development. Globalization could have been the key element in the introduction of sustainable practices everywhere but short term and vested interests of powerful TNCs and industrial countries have made certain that there is no digression to a sustainable path: which would affect their own profits. Since sustainable technology and commodities are not available in all sectors and need to be evolved both economic and environmental policies should unite to encourage the growth of and research in alternative methods of production and consumption that are environmentally safe. If the same amount of subsides, incentives, coercion research as well as free trade that is directed at present to unsustainable development, is instead directed to green industries and products, then there is hope that the environmentally destructive path of the present globalization regime will be averted and sustainable development will become a reality. The tragic result of globalization in India is increase of human misery and ecological degradation. 


Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Crush


Few days back I talked to my childhood days crush, I mean like when I was a toddler. Guess what could be your Brobdingnagian nightmare ......no not that easy.....
I talked to her for some time we shared few pleasantries I had my hopes bagged on her things were going on smooth. It happened like I had in my thoughts, she was grown and better ..Come on who am I kidding she was beyond I could ever imagine and on top of that she is almost a doctor (will be soon).
She was really nice to me and I am not bragging but she sounded as beautiful as she looked. I was just like I had always been not really positive but my heart was pounding and blood was rushing to my head like lightning ready to fuse the little bulb I have on the top of my body. I tried to keep it cool but I couldn't hold the dam much before exploding I asked her the most important question, I would like to remind you the situation clearly before striking on the gong. I had never talked to this girl when I was a kid, I mean like never ever. I was fortunate that she knew I ever existed. It was after 10 years she came to know that I was still alive. So here I was waiting for my omega moment I asked her "do you have a bf?” 




What could have been the response??? You know if we think that whatever we want to do will succeed in that, not really true. I was buffeted by the response I got. Yeah yeah she has a BF so what big deal.  Like I said she never knew anything and I was not strong enough (however strong I may look) to hold it, I told her about my crush anyways. Yeah that’s true I was being selfish I just wanted to lift off the load from my chest. It was really nice of her, she still asked for my number and ...lol I had to give it.
I know and most of you guys also must have got the hint it was much more than just a crush. I am still swinging like a pendulum under all the ideal conditions you could imagine, not damping never trying to stop....I hope there is way I can stop myself. I don’t want to lose the battle even before giving it a shot. 

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

America u suck.....

Have you ever dreamt of going to america or USA to be precise, living there, been facinated or lured by the life. You may say you wont but the truth is you all have thought a lot about the teenage life there with chicks and Beer.
Looks are deciving the life there may not be as good as it may seem to us. I can assure you its not one of my geeky observation or any crancky one……..! well almost but its backed by second hand experience. USA is full of people(poor people) who are from middle east (uprooted because of dispute since archian period) , jews who were forced to leave their mother land because of israil-palistine unsynchronous war or because of the nazis. I just hate them I don’t adore jews that much I loath nazis. I knew this one girl Ellyot she was from israil. The migrated to USA  with little money they had. Her dad put in his soul to work there and earn bread for his family. Soon the work took over him and that bent his back he kept pushing his limits, he had nerves of steel but steel too had its limits soon he succumbed to the pressure of work there wich was multipied for him for being an israili. She had a elder brother who took a place of a palm tree when a banyan tree was expected of him, he left his family and refused to support his family. Then the little girl was about 14, yeah that is the age when most of the chicks inn US loose there flower (I guess you know what that means …..lol) . she had her kiddo bro and her mom to support. She dropped out of school and she had to take up many jobs to support and strengthen her family. There waas a ttime when she had to take 5 jobs at once. When it seemed that things were going smooth god wanted to make things worse for her. Her mom died due to prolonged cancer. Her eyes were numb , heart beating sluggishly. When she was making her sand house a big storm came to take everything from her the entire universe conspired against her. Don’t stop here when we are thinking if things could get any worse . yes it did!!!!! You must have herd “if the end is well then all is well” but in this case I would like to propose if it begins with a gauche it will end like a sinister. That was the fate she suffered, she and her little brother died in a accident. It was like her entire family was sweot from the face of earth.
I don’t know why people think that they are part of a acumen culture in USA. A culture which produces bullies and perverts and a low percentage of geeks who never get what they deserve. All those turds who think of themselves as college princes end serving those geek. Those girls I don’t want to, I don’t think they are worth to mention. They think they are living in a free and liberal country but even today they are treated like material belongings even after so many suffrogate movements nothing has moved yet. When will they get the respect they deserve?  Still have to sleep around to get jobs, increments and sometimes just to be accepted in friends. God give them some power for cerebration. For all who went there I just have one question does it worth?
In reality it is a capitalist country ruled by corprate gaints and  the people who cant even look beyond the sugar coated reality presented to them.      

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Decose

my head is still swinging, it feels so great though it is so difficult to have control over your head and this over your body. Sweet mother of all.

the day didn't started so well, you know how it started my soap fell into into the toilet while i was using it man...... that was fucking hilarious , i had to use the soap but i had to flush it off . dude 
the moment that happened i knew i had to screw my day one way the other,,,,
i tried to put in my best so went on with 'fear is the key' it was just fine not fear full at all. then i went to mineral wing just to get relaxed i guess i went to pammis well not much the usual BC the crowd went on building and i went back the memory lane to get 'decose' the cough serup we used  in the first year a lot, I know that sounds crazy but you gotta try decose its far better than anything …mmmmm.

With that we also ate gooday to make our day good and just the usual BC and sardar jokes went on. I came back to my room went for a bath and since then my head is swinging and I just want to nod sideways to anything or everything, too good.

After lunch I couldn’t do anything just went straight inside my sheet .though the turds outside were creating havoc for any toddler sleeper but my sleep engine was powered by docose in spite of the worse conditions I slept for 4 hours. Even when I woke I can’t still feel my head its still swinging and I am like roaming in the endless universe bouncing on the wreck of asteroids and still loving it, defying all norms of Newton or gravity for that matter. I love you decose. mmmmmmmmmuuuuuaaaahhhhhhhh